I play golf with discs, better known to non-players as Frisbees, so I can’t pretend to be well-versed in ball golf culture. But I did drive the beverage cart at Starr Pass Golf Club one summer, so I have some idea of golfers’ food-and-drink preferences. And I know that when it comes to the former, they really like Doritos.
In other words, I’ve long held the baseless belief that golfers are the world’s least discerning eaters.